September 16th marked the first day of Barron Trump’s biweekly trip to the White House and he appears to have made quite the find for White House historians. You see, …
September 2018
Supreme Court Votes 5-4 in Favor of Rapists Being Supreme Court Justices
In the Supreme Court’s first volunteered decision, the Supreme Court voted 5-4 in favor of “rapists” and “rape adjacent individuals” being Supreme Court Justices.
For those who take issue with this post, we humbly request as much forgiveness as your Nazi heart can grant.
Local teen, Rebecca Gunderson, was born with a rare genetic defect that resulted in her legs not forming at all.
Local Man Did Not Anticipate Family Being Murdered When He Chose This T-Shirt.
When this new college freshmen, Stephan Gunderson, awoke on September 21st and put on his brand new “Sluggo is Lit” t-shirt, he never could have anticipated the tremendous tonal clash …
Epic Games Inc. Officially Changes Name to Epic, Maker of Fortnite Inc.
Earlier today, Epic Games Inc filed articles with the California Secretary of State to officially amend its business name to “Epic, Maker of Fortnite Inc.” Once approved, box art for …
The First Good Website Gets Second Good Twitter Account
Shout out to the Fresno County Public Library at @fcpl.
Earlier today, President Trump completed an immense model build of the HMS Royal George. Reports indicate that the president awoke this morning at the crack of dawn and choose to …
We Asked R/TREES About Their Favorite Trees and Here Are The Top Ten Responses
NUMBER 1. “I apologize for the confusion. Trees is a nickname for marijuana. You’re in the wrong subreddit.This subreddit is about marijuana.” NUMBER 2. “WEEEEEED! I’m just joshing you. Some …
I Think I’d Be Fine with Kate Micucci Murdering Up to 19 People
Now, I’m not saying that comedian and actor Kate Micucci has murdered anyone. I’m just saying that, if she did murder someone, I would vote innocent. Presuming I was in …