Flash polls conducted after the first Presidential debate for the 2024 election have shown a startling new paradigm begin to develop in public opinion. When asked, 63% of participants said…
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C.D.C. Confirms Covid-19 Can Only Be Spread Via Feces
Stephen Gunderson, a long-time spokesperson for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, took the stage at a small press conference to present their latest finding regarding the Covid 19…
Austin Walker Announced As New Head Of Overwatch Team At Activision-Blizzard
Earlier today, long time video game journalist Austin Walker announced on the podcast Waypoint.vice Radio that he will be stepping down from his position as a contributing writer and podcaster…
We Talked To A Concert-Level Flutist About That American Pie Scene
Everyone knows the scene with Alyson Hannigan in the first American Pie film. We can hear the conversation in our heads and see Jason Bigg’s shocked but also some-what intrigued…
After January 6th, Dick’s Sporting Goods Prepares For Dire Shortage Of Assistant Managers
Effective immediately, all managerial and senior managerial level employees have been granted the emergency ability to promote floor and cashier level employees to an assistant managerial position that has become …
I Detest Trump But My Business Depends On His Presidency
Like many Americans, I followed the 2016 presidential campaign very closely and, like a majority of Americans, I found Donald Trump to be quite lacking as a candidate. The policies…
Trump Tasks Justice Department With Acquiring NVIDIA 3090 Graphics Card
Reports are coming in that President Donald Trump has tasked the Justice Department with acquiring an Nvidia 3090 graphics card for the president’s personal use. The more consumer-focused Nvidia 3080…
Stay F Homekins Podcast Signs Four Year Deal With Earwolf
Comedian Paul F Tomkins has just inked a deal to bring four years of Stay F Homekins, the quarantine podcast he co-created with his wife Janie Haddod Tompkins, exclusively to…
Nvidia Announces Their New Graphics Cards Are Cancelled
Nvidia, the current market leader in graphics cards for the PC gaming market, was rumored to making to be making a big announcement at their September 1st GeForce event. Many…