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Things Are Getting Spooooky at Arlington National Cemetery
Since dawn this morning, groundkeepers have been hand decorating each soldier’s grave with fake cobwebs and plastic spiders. Assisting them in their efforts, volunteers have come on to strategically hide …
After two years of occupation, ownership of the garage has legally been transferred to the cardboards boxes. The boxes, which contain various knickknacks and junk from the old house, were …
Democrats Didn’t Mail Bombs to Themselves
After extensive analysis of recent developments, we have determined that this statement is mostly probably true, despite the strong beliefs of some people out there.
Man Dreams of Impossible World Where He Has New Car
Long time local man, Steve Gunderson was awoken by her alarm early this morning. Extensive analysis of his social media post on the matter indicate that was quite enjoying the …
Local Man Did Not Anticipate Family Being Murdered When He Chose This T-Shirt.
When this new college freshmen, Stephan Gunderson, awoke on September 21st and put on his brand new “Sluggo is Lit” t-shirt, he never could have anticipated the tremendous tonal clash …