As an obvious metaphor for the current political and economic divide, this story has electrified social media. Prominent twitter user and Vice columnist Austin Walker received over ten thousand twitter …
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Phone Has Notification, Your Parents Are Probably Dead
by Daniel
by Daniel
At approximately 2:47 PM today, your phone vibrated and issued it’s literally trademark tone to indicate a default notification. It was not a Steam app notification tone indicating a video…
After two years of occupation, ownership of the garage has legally been transferred to the cardboards boxes. The boxes, which contain various knickknacks and junk from the old house, were…
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Man Dreams of Impossible World Where He Has New Car
by Daniel
by Daniel
Long time local man, Steve Gunderson was awoken by her alarm early this morning. Extensive analysis of his social media post on the matter indicate that was quite enjoying the…
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Local Man Did Not Anticipate Family Being Murdered When He Chose This T-Shirt.
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by Daniel
When this new college freshmen, Stephan Gunderson, awoke on September 21st and put on his brand new “Sluggo is Lit” t-shirt, he never could have anticipated the tremendous tonal clash …