Daniel

Well, you obviously cannot.

Reports are coming in that President Trump is currently scouring the White House for the mysterious source of music that no one else can hear. Based upon the President’s description,…

Local man, Steve Gunderson, is currently engaged in Thanksgiving dinner with his Dad and Stepmom’s family despite not knowing the names of any of the sixteen members of his stepmom’s…

A recent phone survey showed that, for the third year in a row, a majority of Americans plan to spend their Wednesday in silent meditation, prepping for the eventuality that…

America is in mourning after learning that Steve Gunderson, resident of Kansas City, Missouri, was found deceased. Steve was a 48 year old postal worker from a solid middle class…

I’m here to express a belief that I think we all share. We all know it. But for some reason, we’ve all felt scared to go out and say it.…

Local pervert, Steve Gunderson was struck by the fact that the attractive female performer currently engaged in consensual anilingus on his 4K TV had to told by her parents or…

Forza Horizon 4 was only released mere weeks ago but some highly reputable sources are already indicating that a small team within Turn 10 is already in the planning stages…

Citing the tremendous economic and technological advancement that occurred in the 1990s, President Trump signed an executive order forcing new software coded in the U.S. to exclusively store the year…

Reports are probably coming in of an active shooter in a well trafficed public area. Statistically speaking, it could very well be scarily close to you or someone you love.…