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Following internal review shortly after it moved to long term memory, your brain has decided to move the memory of you shitting your pants to permanent long term memory. This means that unless illness or injury prompts an emergency conservation effort by your brain’s control systems, the premise details of your accidental defecation while walking home from Starbucks at 8:30 PM on a Tuesday will no longer be subject to decay, loss or reinterpretation.
At only a week old, this marks the earliest a memory has entered permanent storage. This expedited process is likely to draw the ire of factions within your brain who have long argued for the inclusion of good memories in permanent storage.
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