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Biden Announces Roadtrip Centric Plan To Heal Nation

by Daniel

Since the 2016 election, a number of think pieces have pointed out the lack of “specific policy” as the fatal of the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign. Clearly looking to not repeat the mistakes of the past, former Vice President and current presidential candidate, Joe Biden took to Twitter earlier today to unveil his plan to address a number of societal issues.

Today, I am announcing a comprehensive plan to address the division and unrest that started shortly after Donald Trump was elected. See my website for how I’m going to heal this nation.

Joe Biden, Former Vice President

True to his word, Joe Biden’s website was updated with a more than 27 page document that lays out a detailed, comprehensive plan clearly intended to address division and extremism. His plan centers on a Department of the Interior initiative to place people from different races, religions and political parties on a cross country roadtrip.

Each two man team will be specially selected to insure that all participants will initially hate their roadtrip partner. Midsize sedans, of intentionally suspect quality, will be loaned out to participants and routes will be planned out to maximize unforeseen difficulties(sometimes referred to as hijinks in the text) that allow the participants to learn about each other and grow. Funding for the program will come out of the Parks Department budget and participants will be incentivized by a reduced Additional Medicare tax rate.

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