Shortly after his 6:30 PM Avengers: Endgame screening yesterday, Steven Gunderson was spotted enjoying a small frozen yogurt in Chill_Zone, a local independent frozen yogurt emporium in the expensive mall off Demaree Blvd. Whilst the staff allowed him to order and consume his yogurt on the premises, the general consensus after the fact was that he was clearly not cool enough to be in this yogurt shop. This fact would have been easily apparent to Steve Gunderson had he taken the time to notice the marble floors, quirky seating options, tablet for purchasing, password based free wifi of substandard speed, unique color scheme and intentionally bad pun-based frozen yogurt names. Even if Steph, their least cool froyo guide, was manning the cash register, Steve Gunderson could not hope to measure up to the standards of Chill_Zone.
Update: Earlier today, Steve Gunderson attempted to purchase frozen yogurt at Chill_Zone again. This time, onlookers on the scene noted that, upon noticing the chalkboard outside of Chill_Zone, Steve Gunderson inserted his Apple Airpods despite the fact that he was clearly not listening to anything. Staff at Chill_Zone say that they appreciated the effect but could not rightly serve him, even with the Airpods. Steve Gunderson reports he has no plans to appeal their decision.
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