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Steve Gunderson, a local man, volunteerly blocked out time today to phone in a complaint about his service at a local electronics store. Reports indicate he turned off the television and refrained from using his cellphone whilst he sat alone in his apartment, listening to hold music in the dark for forty-five minutes. Once he was proper connected with a representative, he began airing his grievances. His chief complaint was that his cashier was slow and “disrespected my time.” When questioned, Steve Gunderson declined to provide any identifying information about this cashier.
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