Local man, Steve Gunderson, is currently engaged in Thanksgiving dinner with his Dad and Stepmom’s family despite not knowing the names of any of the sixteen members of his stepmom’s family. Steve quickly accessed his memory of prior engagements and assertained that at least four of them are married, one has a “thriving” handmade jewelry business, five of them are children and at least one of them sadly died this year and will be sorely missed.
A quick google search shows that Steve had numerous options if he wanted to gleam the names of any of his step-siblings and step-nephews. These options include facebook, newspapers, instragram, okcupid, high school websites, yellow pages, twitter and a quick google search.
This marks Steve Gunderson twelfth straight Thanksgiving spent with his stepmom and family. The food is okay.
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