Reports are probably coming in of an active shooter in a well trafficed public area. Statistically speaking, it could very well be scarily close to you or someone you love. Casualty reports might be spotty at the moment but the media will likely be racing to amass as much information as possible about the suspected shooter and his victims. Most likely, right wing twitter users have already started speculating that it was an immigrant, with plans to turn radio silent if it turns out to be a white guy again. You probably feel very angry and small in this moment but, don’t worry, you will probably completely forget about this particular senseless slaughter within a week.
Until you likely come up with a idea for a satirical article about how normal and predictable these shootings have become. You think this article might just make a difference. It definitely will not.
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