Earlier today, President Trump completed an immense model build of the HMS Royal George. Reports indicate that the president awoke this morning at the crack of dawn and choose to forego a shower to get straight to work applying the final ornaments to the bow of the impressively detailed 18th century Royal Navy warship.
Upon laying the final piece, he stood silent for a long time, surveying every millimeter of the piece. It is a perfect 1-1000 rendition of Admiral Sir Edward Hawke’s flagship, which sank off the coast of Portsmith, taking with it an estimated eight hundred souls. He slowly flipped up his magnifying visor and whispered quietly to himself “It is done.”
Whilst we still do not know for certain what President Trump’s next build will be, his personal assistant was spotted at a District of Columbia Hobby Lobby, only an hour after the completion of President Trump’s build. He was reportedly placing a special order for several bottles of Tamiya Color, an acrylic paint brand popular in the Gunpla community.
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