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Now, I’m not saying that comedian and actor Kate Micucci has murdered anyone. I’m just saying that, if she did murder someone, I would vote innocent. Presuming I was in a position of power on the case, such as jurist, judge, head prosecutor or supreme court justice. I’d be okay looking in the eyes of the families of the 19 people Kate Micucci disemboweled and saying “I’m sorry guys. She’s just such a fantastic talent.”
I write this shit.
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